Green Grass Grow T-Shirt

The USA-Made ladies' tee you've been waiting for! Iron Mikayla's "What Makes the Green Grass Grow?" shirt is the ultimate combo of dark humor and a not-so-subtle nod to military grit. Picture this: a bold skull smack in the middle, sprouting a cheeky bouquet. Why? Because nothing says "renewal" like a bit of life-and-death irony. And those blood splatters? They're not just for show. They're a wink to the old military saying that it's blood that keeps the green stuff growing.

The bottom of the shirt sports "FAAFO Lawn Care Service." Is a playful jab at the darker side of lawn maintenance, military style. It's the kind of shirt that’ perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh with their legacy.

So, if you're looking to wear your wit on your sleeve (or, well, your chest), Iron Mikayla's got you covered—literally. This shirt is all about the laughs, the legacy, and a little bit of lawn care lore. Get yours and let the grass know exactly what's coming for it.

• 4.3 oz, 100% combed and ringspun cotton jersey; 30 singles
• side seamed for a better fit
• crew neck
• satin label

This product is only made when you order it for environmental and human-friendly reasons. Typically, this product will be made in about a week, we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.